Your Hawaiian Vacation - Maximize & Minimize

Going to Hawaii for that long awaited tropicalspend an hour or three exploring Ke'e's many
vacation in paradise? Looking for a few tips oncaverns, shallows and reefs that teem with all
what to see and do there from a formermanner of exotic, and some quite friendly marine
inhabitant? You've come to the right place. Mycritters. A warning though: Please don't stand or
wife and I lived on the Island of Kauai for threewalk on the reef! This erodes the fragile coral life
years. We're not experts by any means; but wefound there, and causes the reef itself to shrink.
know a few tricks and tips that can help youCost to snorkel Ke'e Beach - approximately
maximize your Hawaiian vacation, and minimize$20.00 for the gear.
the price, discomfort, and anxiety you may have3 Sunset at PoliHale Beach. It's a rather tortuous
about your travels to this gorgeous spot.drive over poorly maintained and washboard
And it is that: Hawaii, particularly the island ofrough dirt (and mud) road, but PoliHale Beach is
Kauai, is the most beautiful spot on earth. We'veworth every bump and tire-punishing pothole.
traveled extensively, and there's simply noPole-EE-Hall-EE Beach, the name means House of
prettier place than Kauai in particular, and Hawaii inSpirits, is at the westernmost end of the island of
general.Kauai, and may be the most beautiful beach on
First, getting there. One thing main landers seemearth. Polihale is seven miles of pure white sand, a
to lack is a good understanding of Hawaii and itsconstant pounding surf, and home to the famous
geography. This misunderstanding can add to your'barking sands' of Kauai. This beach is also the
trip's length and cost. Here's an example of this.start of the famous NaPali coast, the most
Several airlines frequent Hawaii, of course. Manyspectacular scenery in all of Hawaii. Cost of
even fly directly into Lihue on Kauai, bypassingPolihale Beach - Zero.
Oahu from the west coast of the U.S. One thing4 Waimea Canyon. Why-May-Uh Canyon is the
to avoid when going to Kauai, therefore, is anchasm that defines the western land mass of
itinerary that takes you through Honolulu, which isKauai. Waimea, the name means Red Water, is
on Oahu. There's no need to stop there, and thisproof that Kauai has a bit of everything from sun,
typically adds to the expense and time involved insand and surf at the beaches, to jungle tropics, to
getting to Kauai. Check with your travel agent.lush, verdant garden landscapes to rugged
Unless you want to see Oahu and its attractions,mountainous terrain. Ten miles long, three miles
fly directly into Lihue Airport.wide and a mile deep, Waimea was caused by an
There are seven main islands in the Hawaiianearthquake over 300,000 years ago that nearly
chain, or at least seven that are now abovesheared Kauai in two. The resulting rust-colored
water. For the geology buffs out there, thecliffs and multiple waterfalls in the canyon create a
Hawaiian chain actually consists of 124 islandsview that is simply impossible to paint in words, or
stretching over 1,200 miles across the centralperhaps even in pictures. You must see Waimea
Pacific. Most of the 124 have long beento believe it. Take route 50 west from Hanapepe
submerged, having been created, then eroded byto the town of Waimea to mile marker #23 and
wind, water and natural forces over the precedingclimb up into the canyon. Don't forget to gas up;
100 million years. Today we have access to thethere's no station in the canyon. Hiking trails and
islands of Hawaii (the Big Island), Molokai, Maui,scenic lookouts abound. If you wish to have a
Oahu, Lanai, Kauai and Niihau. Check that: Niihaugood look at the Kalalau Valley at the end of the
(Pronounced Knee-EE-How) is inaccessible tocanyon road, get there in the morning. The
tourists, unless permission is granted by the 400overlook often clouds over by noon. Cabins are
or so natives living there. This permission is rarelyalso available by reservation in the upper reaches
if ever given, as the island is privately owned.of Koke'e State park. Hint: Take a jacket or
These seven islands span four hundred miles fromsweatshirt. Waimea is the only part of Kauai that
the southeast coast of Hawaii, to the northwestmay actually be chilly. Cost of a drive up into
tip of Kauai. This is roughly the distance betweenWaimea Canyon - Zero.
Columbus Ohio and Chicago. So no, we can't see5 For the resident connoisseur of fine dining, Kauai
all the islands from the others, and no, we can'tcan even handle that. Our suggestions include
drive from one to the other, sorry.several fine restaurants in south shore PoiPu such
On to Kauai. This north westernmost Hawaiianas Roy's, Brenneke's, and The Beach House. In
Island is called The Garden Island, for a very goodLihue there's Gaylord's and Duke's. A number of
reason. It's claimed that seeds dropped on thegreat places to eat may be found on the east
ground in Kauai's rich volcanic soil will sprout withshore around Kapaa Town, such as Blossoming
little attention or help, and plants will blossom inLotus and Kintaro for Japanese fare. Many north
short order. This is evident from the time ourshore restaurants near Princeville, such as the
plane touches down in Lihue; a riot of foliage ofPrinceville resort and Hanalei Bay resort will leave
every size, color, dimension and shape greets us,you spellbound. In Hanalei Town, several places
and the aroma of tropical growth is a veritableoffer great cuisine, and terrific atmosphere.
perfume factory of scents. Temperature, too,Postcards, Hanalei Dolphin, and for a
encourages Kauai's Edenic environment. Theonce-in-a-lifetime dining experience, try Dining in
airport has no doors, no windows, no way, inNature, unless dinner on the beach or near a
other words to inhibit extremes of temperature.waterfall seems boring or blase, then we feel
And no need. Daytime temps average a livable 83sorry for you.
degrees Fahrenheit, and night time temps rarely6 Finally, but by no means least captivating, a
dip below 70â° F. This is year roundwhale excursion. Until you've seen a breaching
conditions, so pack shorts and T-shirts, unless youHumpback explode through an azure sea, and
burn easily.crash beneath the waves in a tangle of fins and
Speaking of which, don't forget to block up.flippers, playfully blasting tons of seawater every
Hawaiian sun is no hotter than at home in Omaha,direction you haven't really lived. The Humpbacks
but it's more intense, and it lasts longer. Kauai isarrive around Kauai in early December, and leave
situated at 21 North Latitude. Sunburn is athe island environs by May first. When they're
constant possibility, and a real vacation ender.present the whale boats leave several times a
To maximize your trip to Kauai I suggest theseday from the south shore. Take a charter, take
six items as a can't miss agenda. These sixthe camera, and go see the whales. Dolphins will
represent my personal attractions that ought toaccompany you. And you will see whales. And
be on everyone's bucket list, even if it means ayour life will be enhanced. They are spectacular
second mortgage on the chalet.creatures.
1 A Helicopter tour of the island. Kauai is simplyTo minimize expenses, travel light and purchase
stunning, and a lot of it is inaccessible by car orlighter. That Hawaiian shirt from the souvenir
even on foot. Check out one of the reputableshop? Back in Ohio you'll never wear it. That hula
tour operators, and fly around Kauai. It's a tripbobble-head doll? Uh-uh, put it back. Shop for food
you'll remember forever, and talk about evenat Costco in Lihue, or Cost-U-Less in Kapaa. Ask
longer. Do not go to Kauai without taking aabout group rates at the hotel, and see Kauai in
helicopter tour. Period. It would be like going toWinter which is low season, believe it or not. The
Paris and ignoring the Eiffel Tower. Cost of afirst week of January is likely the cheapest time
helicopter tour - varies with operator and lengthto stay on Kauai. Don't rent a big vehicle from a
of tour, but worth every single dime regardless.major rental. Kauai is sixty miles around by car.
2 Snorkel at Ke'e Beach. Drive to the very end ofFor true fiscal conservatives, try hitchhiking. Kauai
route 560 until you can't drive any further, andmay be the last place on earth where thumbing a
you'll be at Ke'e Beach park. Pronounced Kay-Ay,ride is common, easy and safe. Camping on the
this beach at the very end of Kauai, and at thebeach is not unheard of, and shelter houses offer
westernmost point of the U.S., by the way, isshowers. Just a thought. There are ways to visit
simply a snorkeler's paradise. Rent the equipmentKauai, and other Hawaiian islands, for very little.
from any vendor in nearby Hanalei Town, and